Nature's Candy Enthusiast Mugs

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Psychobabbling brook.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Easter Candy Island.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Roads with a view.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'