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An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Pastries and Candy

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Easter Candy Island.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Pass that."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

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Whale Piñata.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'