Nature's Novelty Seeker T-Shirts

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

Roads with a view.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Stone-age Patents

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

BIG HOOF

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Boating Reflection

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.

Roadie

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

Toilet Trees

An eagle catches springboard diver.

Vase Costume