Nature's Novelty Seeker Gifts

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"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Roads with a view.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Tarzan mobile phone

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Stone-age Patents

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

Boating Reflection

BIG HOOF

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Roadie

An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

Toilet Trees

An eagle catches springboard diver.