Natural Strength Advocate Gifts

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Checkmate!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

No bottle feeding.

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Tractor Art

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Phyllis exercises her demons.

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

Plank

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

"Didn't you go to the doctor this morning?"

'You're doing it wrong!'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

Man eats trophy fish on doctor's orders.

Weight lifter straining on toilet

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

'Excercise is he best medicine now hop up here!'

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Warning! These games are real. Children may get out of breath or even lose weight.