Natural Strength Advocate Mugs

Jehovah saveth not with sword or spear-or performance enhancing chemicals!

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Checkmate!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

No bottle feeding.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Tractor Art

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Phyllis exercises her demons.

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

Plank

"In my day we had trimphones."

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'You're doing it wrong!'

"Didn't you go to the doctor this morning?"

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Man eats trophy fish on doctor's orders.

'Excercise is he best medicine now hop up here!'

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.