Nativities Gifts

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

"Privates Beach"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

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'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'No luggage.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

The Three Wise Women

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Name four animals of the cat family.'

Nudist Beach for Muppets

'Let's git naked!'

Camp Games

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

An Ottoman Resurgence?

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Ishmael Trone