National Identity Gifts

"Naw mate, next time we'll try to convince the Aussies ot change their flag. It'll be a lot bloody cheaper."

Welsh Princess

Cuban identity

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

World Cup Fever

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Bring flag factories back to America.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Man guarding a written border.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Secret Identity Theft.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Not Proud To Be An American

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

Welsh cheese

Go Britain!