Nativities T-Shirts

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Privates Beach"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

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'No luggage.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'Name four animals of the cat family.'

The Three Wise Women

'Let's git naked!'

Camp Games

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

An Ottoman Resurgence?

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'