Nature-minded T-Shirts

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Is the salmon fresh?"

The hummingbird's hum.