Nature-minded T-Shirts

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Why giraffes hate winter

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Is the salmon fresh?"

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"I'm more of a day owl."