Naturist At Heart T-Shirts

"I was attracted by the uniform."

'I don't care if it is Nude Recreation Week, you are not getting in my truck until you put some pants on!'

The end of all inhibitions is near.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Caterpillar Portrait

"The invention of taxidermy."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Crocodile

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

David Attenborough's Morning

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Caliologist

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The life of penguins.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Maria Sibylla Merian

"But what's my motivation?"

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'