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"I was attracted by the uniform."

'I don't care if it is Nude Recreation Week, you are not getting in my truck until you put some pants on!'

The end of all inhibitions is near.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Caterpillar Portrait

Freaks of nature exhibit.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Sperm Whale.

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Crocodile

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The life of penguins.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

David Attenborough's Morning

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Caliologist

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"But what's my motivation?"

Bird Watching with Binoculars