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The last thing they think

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Climate Change -- You are here.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Origins Of Evolution

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Ecological Therapy

Post-corona road to recovery