Nature Thinker Mugs

The last thing they think

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Post-corona road to recovery

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."