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An Ottoman Resurgence?

Brexit

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Turkish Democracy

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'The recession is over, again.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Football Crazy strip six

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter

'So what have you been up to?'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Early Laptops.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."