National Identity Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You can always spot the Americans."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Bring flag factories back to America.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Which One is Pulling Out?

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Man guarding a written border.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Secret Identity Theft.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

European Loan to Greece

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'He needs a domain name.'

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

Mr. Hillary Clinton

An Ottoman Resurgence?

"Which one of us is me?"

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Millennial

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

Name

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

I Was Married to Banksy.

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

"I was born a doughboy but I identify as a crescent roll."

"At least I died British."

Alex Salmond