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Man guarding a written border.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'It's your inner religious conflict, Mr. Steinmetz -- it's giving you Hassid indigestion.'

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'

Israeli soldier

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Miracle gro bird seed.

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

Retro-temoral Mailing Lists.

Welsh Princess

Cuban identity

Alex Salmond

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

I'm torn, Randy. I'm so undecided about this election. You're still undecided about the candidates? No, I'm undecided about whether to be undecided. On the one hand, it could make me seem like I'm unbiased. Like I'm not beholden to any particular ideology. Like I'm above it all. But on the other hand, it could make me look like I'm too dumb to tell the difference between things that are different. Take a couple weeks to ponder that. No rush.

Really? A date with me is like a religious experience? How so? It reminds me of snake-handling.

"Race ya ..."

'Humphries from accounts seemed so familiar.'

"Naw mate, next time we'll try to convince the Aussies ot change their flag. It'll be a lot bloody cheaper."

'I'm Jewish, but I can never remember how many apostrophes in 'B'nai B'rith'.'

"The beauty of it is that, if you ever look like losing the battle of the sexes, you can switch to the other side."

"We're still getting used to feeling patriotic."

'What do you mean I'm not allowed to be indifferent about the Olympics?'