National Identity Contemplator Pillows

Man guarding a written border.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Israeli soldier

'It's your inner religious conflict, Mr. Steinmetz -- it's giving you Hassid indigestion.'

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

Welsh Princess

Alex Salmond

Retro-temoral Mailing Lists.

Cuban identity

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

"Race ya ..."

"Naw mate, next time we'll try to convince the Aussies ot change their flag. It'll be a lot bloody cheaper."

'Humphries from accounts seemed so familiar.'

"The beauty of it is that, if you ever look like losing the battle of the sexes, you can switch to the other side."

'I'm Jewish, but I can never remember how many apostrophes in 'B'nai B'rith'.'

"We're still getting used to feeling patriotic."

'What do you mean I'm not allowed to be indifferent about the Olympics?'

"The vanity mirror makes me look fat."