National Identity Enthusiast Pillows

"You can always spot the Americans."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Bring flag factories back to America.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Man guarding a written border.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

European Loan to Greece

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'He needs a domain name.'

An Ottoman Resurgence?

"Which one of us is me?"

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

Millennial

Name

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

I Was Married to Banksy.

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

"At least I died British."

Alex Salmond