Self-image Contemplator Pillows

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

"Would you mind stepping aside so I can see my reflection."

"Nice haircut."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

TV-Mirror.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

Caterpillar Paranoia

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

'I never forget a face.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Other People

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'I know how you feel.'