Nationalization Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I want to unite all people...under government run health care, car companies, banks...'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

A Migrating Chicken

Build the Wall Back Better

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Mideast Sisyphus.

Computers: In and Obsolete.

Spain Pulls Out of Iraq.

US Democracy - Stuck, In The Middle.

My Lai / Another Lie.

European Loan to Greece

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Trump Increasing US Military Spending

Reaching out to Iran.

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

Cuba open to foreign investment

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'