Nationalization Enthusiast Pillows

'I want to unite all people...under government run health care, car companies, banks...'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

A Migrating Chicken

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."

Mideast Sisyphus.

Spain Pulls Out of Iraq.

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

US Democracy - Stuck, In The Middle.

European Loan to Greece

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

My Lai / Another Lie.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Cuba open to foreign investment

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Trump Increasing US Military Spending

STRIP Hambone: We've been computerized

Reaching out to Iran.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

An Ottoman Resurgence?