Nationality Nut Gifts

"I kid you not, the English bulldog was born in France while his friend the French bulldog was born in England: how weird is that?!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Botany Baby!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bubble gum leaves

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

You are what you eat!

One way only.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Frogs

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

Entomology Reference

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'