Natural History Nut Gifts

Dinosaurs

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Bubble gum leaves

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Botany Baby!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

You are what you eat!

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Body Building

Entomology Reference