Naturalization Gifts

'This country's ancestors came out in the first fleet.'

The fate of the emigrant

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Henceforth including, but expressly not limited to love and honor and cherish and ... These vows are light on romance, but they're iron-clad legally!

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Boy walking with headphones in shape of musical note.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Geese and Angels

Animal immigration

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

Latinos in the USA

If Animals Were Racist...

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Immigrating to the City

Put it in writing!

National Archives

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

Half French/half English.

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"