Legalization Gifts

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

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Legalization of marijuana

"We're getting close man- now they let you open a joint account!"

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'Mood Bank'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Barristers

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Bailiff."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"They're class action figures."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'