Licensing Gifts

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Microsoft Software Detector Van

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'The penguin is upset...'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

Licensing Officer

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"It's an old photo."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"Yes, it is an interesting coffee table, isn't it? My husband made it from an old telly we never use."

Trivia Pursuit

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

Legalization of marijuana

Seatbelt Use

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

"We're getting close man- now they let you open a joint account!"

'Here's your license!'

'Do you also have a leasing plan for gasoline?' (at an auto leasing office).

Legalize marijuana

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

Conservatives in Power Disappoint the Licensed Trade

'He lost his licence after 35 years and it's been that long since he's walked anywhere!'

'Maybe you weren't meant to teach.'