Licensing Manager Gifts

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'I need both hands for steering.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Licensing Officer

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"It's an old photo."

Leasing office. !!!

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

Trivia Pursuit

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

Microsoft Software Detector Van

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

Amazon Drones

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

Man see's 'Distribution' in his crystal ball

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

'Maybe you weren't meant to teach.'

"I can't serve you - you're under 18..."

The first clerk of the first DMV.

'Madame, I an clearly see that your cat is a dog. You'll have to pay the $25.'

"TV licence please..."