Licensing Specialist Gifts

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

When government regulations go too far.

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

Attorney. I'm all for copyright protection, but can they make me pay royalties for a song stuck in my head?

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Licensing Officer

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

Trivia Pursuit

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

Microsoft Software Detector Van

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

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