Trademark Specialist Gifts

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

US and the EU

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Intellectual Property

Final words on gravestones.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"I believe in consistent branding."

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"The board told us it helps brand us as a team."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Book: Lies, Damned Lies and Marketing. . . The World's Best-Selling Book. . . Ever!

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Google signwriter.

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.