Trademark Fanatic Gifts

Intellectual Property

Jones

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Italica

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Choosing What To Wear.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Knight

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."