Trademark Enthusiast Gifts

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'We've re-branded.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Plagiarist!"

Intellectual Property

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Fashion Mistake.

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

We're polishing our brand.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"My husband's in advertising."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"