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Intellectual Property

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Italica

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Knight

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'