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"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Bed, bath and beyoooood..."

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"I don't care how much emotional baggage a man carries, as long as it's Gucci."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'We've re-branded.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"The antidote is $150."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Intellectual Property

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Pheromones.

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'