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'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Intellectual Property

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"My husband's in advertising."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Fashion Mistake.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'