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'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

'I hate these generic brands.'

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"So. . . I hear your dog's called 'Rolex'. . . ?"

Who Would Have Believe It?

"Yeah, it's all genuine Burberry."

"Thank you for shopping and we hope you've had a great brand experience."

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

Apple Kids

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"It does seem odd but I feel I have a future.'' (Covered in louis vuitton logos)

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Important Food Groups

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'