Brand Fanatics Mugs

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Intellectual Property

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"My husband's in advertising."

"It's dress down day!"

Fashion Mistake.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.