Licensing Aficionado Gifts

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Honesty in retail

News for Sale

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Roads with a view.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Eat Beef

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

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