Licensing Aficionado T-Shirts

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Eat Beef

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Roads with a view.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Honesty in retail

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."