The first clerk of the first DMV.
License Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your license-loving friend or family member? Dive into our collection of witty and charming products that highlight their love for licenses and creative pursuits. Perfect for artists, collectors, or enthusiasts, our themed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints bring a fun and personal touch to their daily routine or space. Show how much you appreciate their unique interests with a gift that’s both thoughtful and amusing.
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
Let's get organized
"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."
Voltaire
The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan
"By labeling it, I control it."
The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
Frederic Auguste Bartholdi
'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'
Stop and Birch
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
"#notguilty."
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
The Price of Freedom
"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"
Intellectual Property
The Best Defense
"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"
Lucky Stars.
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'
Signing the declaration of independence.
Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.
The Idea of America.
'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'
Arrogant junior barrister
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
Critcism
"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"
The Hug
Statue of Liberty
License Lover Gifts Collection
License Lover Mugs
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License Lover Pillows
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License Lover Prints
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License Lover T-Shirts
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