License Lover Mugs

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Let's get organized

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Voltaire

"By labeling it, I control it."

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

The Price of Freedom

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

Stop and Birch

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

Lucky Stars.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

The Idea of America.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Statue of Liberty

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.