Licensing Specialist T-Shirts

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

When government regulations go too far.

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Licensing Officer

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

Trivia Pursuit

Microsoft Software Detector Van

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

'While it was your intellectual property, it's the Mediterranean Avenue of intellectual properties.'

CAUTION (sign tripped over)