License Transfer Strategist T-Shirts

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Corporate Darwinism

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

Sports Lawyers

"It's all yours now."

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

Who to Sue Today.

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this legal strategy.'

'Next time the prosecutor shows you pictures of the crime scene, try not to blurt out, ‘Been there, done that.''

Deal-Maker Trump

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

Insect Trade Wars: Butterfly flaps its wings in the U.S./Butterfly flaps its wings in China

'Remember. Don't beg, just plead.'

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'Want a good full back?'

'Harold is so overjoyed about your trip, Mother, he's speechless!'

Trivia Pursuit

Help Trump's Lawyer Navigate His Legal Defense

"No, you come in on four."