License Transfer Strategist Mugs

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Corporate Darwinism

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"It's all yours now."

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

Sports Lawyers

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

Who to Sue Today.

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this legal strategy.'

'Next time the prosecutor shows you pictures of the crime scene, try not to blurt out, ‘Been there, done that.''

Deal-Maker Trump

'Remember. Don't beg, just plead.'

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

Insect Trade Wars: Butterfly flaps its wings in the U.S./Butterfly flaps its wings in China

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'Want a good full back?'

Trivia Pursuit

'Harold is so overjoyed about your trip, Mother, he's speechless!'

Help Trump's Lawyer Navigate His Legal Defense

"No, you come in on four."

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"