Leasing Manager Gifts

Leasing office. !!!

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Contest of wills.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Almost sold.

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

"It's a mixed-use building."

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

"Looks like rent-a-mob's arrived."