Lease Masters Gifts

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Mind control

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I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

'I sure thought we were done for when we flat-lined like that.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Stick man throws arm for dog

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

Your library book is overdue.

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."