Late Fee Master Gifts

Your library book is overdue.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

The Procrastinatorium.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

Procrastinator's Leap.

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

Stick man throws arm for dog

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

Procrastinator's Leap

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.

"Before we begin, would you like a prozac?"

Hier gesprochene Enlglisch.

'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'

Pro Procrastination

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

A bore of batchelors

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.

"Tracy could be a good little poet someday if she'd lose some weight."