Master Of Delay Gifts

The Procrastinatorium.

Procrastinator's Leap.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Pro Procrastination

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Inactive wear store.

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Deadline

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'Fermat's Next-to-Last Theorem'