"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."
Master Of Late Nights Gifts
Looking for a gift for the master of late nights? Our collection captures the humorous side of those who work or play after dark. From witty mugs to cozy pillows, find something that matches the late-night vibe. Celebrate their creativity and energy with unique items designed for night owls who make the most of every midnight hour.
"Bloody hell!"
'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'
How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.
"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"
'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'
Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).
'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
The Procrastinatorium.
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
David Letterman
"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
"I think I just won Best Director!"
'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'
'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'
"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."
Procrastinator's Leap.
'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'
David Letterman
I'm sure it's here somewhere!
"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"
Knife and Fork Costume
"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."
"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"
"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."
The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.
Greg and Lee were having hours of fun with their photo copier breakdown remote control.
"Club Applebee's - Late Night"
"I used to have insomnia -- Now I just stay up really late."
'Just another young couple out burning the midnight rubber.'
"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"
Pro Procrastination
General's Office. He put me in charge of nocturnal operations! "The Sarge of the Night Brigade"!
Master Of Late Nights Gifts Collection
Master Of Late Nights Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the master of late nights, and find designs that bring humor and personality to their late-night routine.
Master Of Late Nights Pillows
Browse our pillows designed for late-night comfort and style. These creative pieces add a fun touch to any cozy space.
Master Of Late Nights Prints
Find art prints that resonate with the night owl’s creative spirit. Brighten up their space with meaningful and amusing designs.
Master Of Late Nights T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the night owl in everyone. Perfect for casual, creative, and late-night wear—see the full collection here.