Lease Masters Pillows

With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Mind control

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

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I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Stick man throws arm for dog

'I sure thought we were done for when we flat-lined like that.'

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

Your library book is overdue.

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."