Lease Lover Pillows

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'And this is my landlord...'

Lost our Lease.

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

Archimedes statue with a lever

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

The Dandy

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

'Wait a minute....!

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

The Critic...

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Great launch party"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Lady has a coffee break.

"Wait!"

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

Go Back to New York

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

Hang Time Fido

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'